2023 Second Quarter Commentary

The greatest financial crisis currently in the making that few media outlets have reported on is private equity investment funds.

​Unlike the publicly offered, publicly traded portfolios that we manage, private equity is, like its name says, private, with limited oversight and transparency, maybe an audit which few investors read.  The managers of the investments are in charge and set their own valuations.  Managers pay themselves and to a great extent report whatever information they decide to.

Private equity, often structured as partnerships, has been all the rage over the past decade.  During the steep market declines last year, most private equity investments reported positive returns.

Why don’t investment managers want to show negative returns?  Simple, private equity managers are paid a percentage of their funds’ investment returns.  The higher the valuations they set, the more they get paid.

If investors exit private equity, they either sell their investments back to the fund, on a set schedule in defined amounts (for example, once a year and a maximum 5% of the fund) or they find another partner to sell to.

Over the past year, limited partnership transactions in the secondary market have been made at prices -15 to -20% below valuations set by even higher-quality partnerships’ investment managers, i.e., the general partners, many -30 to -40% below.

Private equity investment funds might sound like smart deals, but I’ve found few are.  In the past, good times have bailed out bad managers, allowing losses to be recouped.

As we’ve all heard, good times and dark secrets, they don’t last….